Pro Natal dos leitores da Coluna, eis um questionário que respondi:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Right near the eye. A 5-year-old boy with some desagreebleness to rules.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
A calendar. Awful.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
A god dammed retarded.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Everything, that doesn't bother me.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Yes I do.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To finish answering yours stupied questions.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS?
A friend. Not that far away, but sometimes people near you seem to be distant.
8. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Bevilaqua, the one who drinks water. (Note: I didn't specify the composition of that "water".)
9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Don't know. Really.
10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Friend.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No I don't.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Few people make me cry. You bet it.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Rarely use them.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Honey-mustard. Eye and hair.
15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OF FUNNY?
For sure smart. Nothing but sarcams, you know.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Coffe. Instead of everything.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Peperoni. Quite spicy. Uh.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I enjoy humanbeings. Of course, we're not talking about you.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
I'm sure, I can make myself mad enough.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
If I didn't, you wouldn't be understanding me.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
I don't remember. But it surely happened before I ever was born.
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Some-lots-of, you mean?
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No. Bizarre.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Favorite is... not the exactly word I would use to describe a 'brand'. The best one for sure'd be 'garbage'.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Does it work? Then it's fine to dream of.
26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Oh, the color? "One was the magenta, the other was a blue!"
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Sex? Uh.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Hey. Who are you? Some kind of analyst?
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
By asking her to have some Coke with you.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
33. Say 33.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes, o' course.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Friend's and mom's.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Breake or lost thing. Or both together.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF BRAZIL?
Three times.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
No. You don't really think I'd be stupied enough, do you?
(Perhaps, my self-confidence.)
Ok. I'm that stupied.
36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
Fries.
37. FIRST JOB?
Nobles don't work. They spend.
38. EVER PRANK-CALLED SOMEONE?
If it was of my interest.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Looking other's profil in Orkut.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I never would get plastic surgery.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Okäy. Because I'm not used to do useful things.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT THE MOST?
My modesty don't let me say.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Probably be arrested.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Nothing but peace. And think twice before calling. I can be really severe.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Two. A boy and a girl. Isn't it cute?
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Credulity may be one of my faults.
48. WHICH FINGER(S) IS YOUR FAVORITE?
... How is it named? The middle one?
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Long time ago. I think.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yeah. A bit.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Beef, potatoes and rice.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Biting my nails. Awful. But it's past now.
53. WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON YOUR SHELF?
Hm... May it be the most embarrassing MP3 file? "Sinhá Moça", you bet.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Never. I'm quite boring.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Okäy... Let me tell you a secret...
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
I'd say no. But, yeah, it does.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Biting my nails and wondering how I could have been so stupied.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Anywhere I can pee on.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Another fault of mine.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Dinossaurs! Loved them!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE THERE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
... With the DDD?
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Have you understood any answers up there?
63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
Perhaps.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
No.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I expect them to look for something in me.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
I never had nicknames. Each friend calls me a diferent thing. Quite a traumatism.
67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
One, two, three I think!
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes.
69. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
Sorry to say, no.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate.
71. Are you lazy?
More than I wanted.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Yellow, orange, red.
73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
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74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
They aren't... born? XD
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Of course not! I don't want everyone to be mindless as I am!
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The dishes being washed.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Italian bread with french butter.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My friend.
79. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair. Eyes.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG:
You don't make me think.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Love.
82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Coke. Juices. You.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Acquarius.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Aahn... reading?
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown?
86. EYE COLOR?
Brown.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Never.
88. SIBLINGS?
No. Private story.
89. FAVORITE MONTH(S):
February.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
More than you think.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
I'm tired. Enough of these questions, aren't you?
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Blablabla, my birthday.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Like everybody else.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Away from me, please.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
Hm! That's a interesting question. And worst? I don't know the answer. (Being totaly honest.)
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Who but me?
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Who but you?
99. Where's... 99?
Isn't here? o.o
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Yeah. There must be.
...
No. I'm sure there is.
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